(medium: pencil sketch, photoshop & digital coloring) *click on image to enlarge*Rumor has it that Malaysia’s own famous blogger, Kenny Sia of kennysia.com is now the official spokesperson for local beauty product ‘Marie Franco Boobiline’.
It all started from the controversial post on the current beauty products craze among consumers which he wrote in late February, which highlighted the lengths consumers these day will go to, in order to look as hot as Giselle ‘leggy’ Bunchen, as slim as Terri ‘stick’ Hatcher and having breasts as firm as Tyra ‘Americasnexttopmodel’ Bank’s.
The Dirty Gossip were told that Marie Franco officials claimed that the controversial statements (insults aside) on Sia’s blog, coupled with his interest in the beauty industry had boosted the sales of their products to 40% early this year.
Sia has clearly stated in his post that he is considering about quitting his current job and open up his very own beauty salon one day. He is currently training as a part time masseur and planning to go professional in the near future as he is very passionate about being involved in the beauty industry.
Amelinne S. Fugly, CEO of Marie Franco Boobiline revealed to the press that she is very confident that Sia is the most suitable person to be Marie Franco’s newest ambassador and the face of their latest beauty and slimming products, after dropping a multi-million dollar contract last year with their previous spokesperson, well-known Singaporean blogger Wendy Cheng of xiaxue.blogspot.com , due to a breach of contract.
Kenny Sia will be promoting Marie Franco’s latest breast massage oil product.
When asked why he is the most suitable person to promote Marie Franco beauty products, the celebrity blogger grinned and stated simply, “My full, firm chest is living proof – Marie Franco Boobiline really works!”
- artwork and article by Arth Akal
- article edited by Chienne
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