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Buttons and Ribbons
Thursday, November 12, 2009


So it's been a while since I painted or crafted anything and I kinda missed it a lot, don't you??

I bought some Chinese buttons (is that what they are called?) and ribbons a couple of days ago from the knit and sew shop (Everyone must be wondering what in Jesus Fernandez's name a mean looking guy covered in tattoos do in a knit and sew store? ).
Well, I kinda have like a few ideas up my head and I hope this project I am working on would turn out exactly how I picture it.

For now, I wont tell you what they are for, hehe... because it's sorta like little surprise (Everyone loves surprises ya?! ) so stay tuned to Damndirtyangel.blogspot.com to see what's cookin ya!!!


p.s: As much as I hate to say this, I may have to reactivate my Facebook account soon and this is pretty much because I have to use it for work. Y'know, If I had a choice, I wouldn't because Facebook is the devil! Bleh~

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The Rocket Scientist
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Okay well, not really a rocket scientist (though I'd like to think my self as one)
Being poor has forced me invent things out of trash bcos I can't buy nice stuff like you damn rich people..
There was this table lamp my dad broke several months ago. While trying to adjust it, he managed to massacred the lamp stand into pieces.
He's fortunate enough that his second son is a mad inventor with tons of crazy ideas!

what I did was I took out my old tripod and with a little ductape here and there, and viola~!

Lo and behold,
a tripod lamp!


So it's been a month since I last blogged. It's not that I suddenly lost interest in writing or posting stuff here. Actually, I've been very busy with work lately. Trying to get a few things running on the real world so I spent lesser time in front of the computer. And which sucks because I really don't like to be away from my precious computer and internet.


*ignore the floral print curtain. This is my sister's room*


Other people suggested that I get a smartphone with web browser/wifi bla bla bla so I can stay connected to the internet on the go, but I can't afford one just yet.
So I am still using my trustworthy Motorola V3 (I do surprise myself for not trying to persuade my inner shopaholic to buy a slightly better phone than my current one but then again, it's not really on my top priority list)


I'm off to sleep now.
I'll try my best to write a proper post next time...
hehe
See y'all again soon!!
:D

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Your Love Is A Peach Blossom (Custom Shoe Post)
Monday, September 28, 2009

I've been taking plenty of time off the internet lately. Less blogging, less twittering, less IM-ing and all. Therapeutic-kinda and liberating, I must say.
I don't know if anyone out there misses me or even come here anymore to read a post or two. If there's anything that will encourage more regular updates, it is LOVE.
So show ol` Damn Dirty Angel some love, yea? :D



As promised, I'll write about the shoes I just painted during the long holidays but at the same time, I want everyone think of this as a to-love-is-to-give post too.
:)


An old time blog reader, Hailey, emailed me about a month ago and asked me if I could paint a pair of shoes as a birthday gift for her boyfriend which falls in early October.
She told me how they live far apart and that she misses him all the time as they only get a chance to meet at least once a month.
Well now that his birthday is around the corner, she thought she would get him something very special. Something one-of-kind.

When she told me her story, it reminded me so much of my own and
how much it is almost as similar to mine.

That gave me plenty of semangat to make Hailey's gift to her boyfriend as nice as possible.

The Guilt

The theme of the shoes here came from the title of a song her boyfriend sang and recorded during a jamming session with his band and song is called, "You Love Is a Peach Blossom".
Hailey's boyfriend is in a band called 'The Guilt' and I was asked to incorporate the band name on to the shoes.

The Guilt

As requested by Hailey, my fondness for applying striking bright colors was particularly reduced for these shoes. The boyfriend isn't big with bright colored things, well, I'm cool with that.

I resorted to paint the white shoes white which may sound like a retarded thing to do but allow me to explain. By panting layers of acrylics (and applying some magic coating, of course ;) ) on the surface will make the shoes more durable and last longer under the weather. Also dirt can be easily wiped off with a damp cloth.
I know many people who don't like their shoes dirty so here I'm giving a solution for easy cleaning.
I make your life easy!
:D

The Guilt

With all the description and little ideas Hailey gave me, I added some peach blossoms with a golden tree trunk, music notes on the sides and gray waves of wind blowing as a final touch.
Now that shoes are done and ready to be delivered, I'm imagining how excited Hailey would be when she present her boyfriend his shoes on his birthday.
I'm truly honored to be able to help her out.

The Guilt

Frankly, I'm feeling slightly mellow-to-the-jello today
And I really do miss my own particular someone too.

Sigh~


Catch y'all soon!


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Microsoft Magic, yo!
Thursday, September 17, 2009


Sorry to disappoint you Mac users but these magic only works on Microsoft Windows system...



MAGIC numero uno:-

An Indian fella discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER
anywhere on the computer which can be named as ‘CON’ (without quotes).
This is something pretty cool and unbelievable…
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why
this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE ’ CON ’ FOLDER


MAGIC numero dos:-

For those of you using Windows, please do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type ‘Bush hid the facts’ (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want..
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug?


MAGIC numero tres:-

Microsoft’s crazy facts
This is something pretty cool, neat
and unbelievable…
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,
couldn’t answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian..
Try it out yourself…
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER then see the magic.


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On another note, I have a public announcement to make
but I'm restraining myself from saying it right now because
I wouldn't want to make decisions based on how I feel at the moment.
That would be just plain irrational and childish.

I will announce this on another day when I've made a proper decision.
This decision, however, will change many things and sad for me to say, will change the course of my future as well.
Firstly, I need to find the right words to say. I need to make sure the people I will soon confront understand clearly of my action.

For now, there's plenty of thinking and weighing to do.
Thanks for hearing me out, btw.


Oh nanyway, do tune in for another shoe post.


Till then...

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A Tattoo-less Kat Von D Is Not Kat Von D
Friday, September 11, 2009

heart!

Everyone knows that I love L.A Ink tattoo star, Kat Von D!
As a tattoo artist and enthusiast, I truly adore girls with tattoos and therefore Kat is my celebrity crush for her tattoos and hotness! Even Candy knows this (yes baby, you're still my no.1 ya! :D) .

Just imagining Kat without the tattoos turns me off completely cos I believe the tattoos makes Kat Von D, Kat Von D!
Without 'em, she'll be just like any other normal girls.
So NO spotless Kat for me, nosiree!!


I stumbled upon her Sephora make-up and tattoo concealer product line which she decided to model for herself. Yes, the best way for you to promote your concealer product is to prove that the shit really magically conceals your tattoos!

Kat Von D for Sephora


So if you're wondering how Kat looks like without her tattoo, look no further...


Ta-Da!!
Hottie or Nottie?

WHAT SAY YOU?
DO YOU THINK KAT'S HOT WITHOUT HER TATTOOS??


As much as I am opposed to the idea of people shying their tattoos away from public (I truly believe in "flaunting it if you have it"), I have to say this product can be very useful especially when you're heading for a job interview or whenever you feel like you want have your tattoos temporarily covered.

Getting your local dermatologist to permanently remove your tattoos can be very costly but Kat Von D's Sephora tattoo concealer will only cost you USD 25 at sephora.com and best thing is you can still keep your tattoos on!


Nanyhoooos, anyone find Kat's voice sexy? Hehe..




p.s: okay, no proper posting for the time being. My best friend got married recently and I was his best man. Earlier of the week, we were then busy preparing for his big day which fell on the auspicious 09-09-09
and we're glad everything went well.

Here's a BIG shout-out and congratulation to my half bro, Joshua (Ahlai) and Samantha!

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Old Random Words Shoes
Sunday, September 06, 2009


Dad came into my room yesterday while I was checking out some random Youtube videos and in front of me, he placed a pair of old custom shoes I did for my sister 4-5 years ago. They had been hiding in the shoe closet all these while and I thought they were no longer around but hey, here they are! Alive and kickin!

I guess I can say these are my very first hand painted custom shoes...

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These are actually white canvas Nike sneakers which my sister used during high school. Right after she left school, she asked me if I could make her shoes look less like 'school shoes' so she could wear them out.
Cos y'know, if they're still wearable, why not just wear them, yes?


I know I'm to blame for the lack of creativity but back then, I didn't have the resources or the knowledge to paint shoes like I do today so I opted for fabric markers which can be easily obtained from art stores.

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The shoes... well, it's no rocket science. I didn't give the design much of a thought, really. I just thought maybe writing some random words on it would be cool and very punk rock... What was I thinking??!
But rather than doodling or simply write whatever shit, my idea was to cut out random words in different fonts and styles found in magazines.





Place the cut out firmly on the shoe surface and carefully paint within the cut outs...

And you'll get something like this.


Nanyway, cut out as many words you can manage and repeat the same process above with fabric marker in different colors. Try to fill up the whole shoes. And oh, you might wanna purchase some colorful shoe laces too to add a little stylish touch to the shoes.

Have an old pair of shoes lying around in the house?
Maybe you could try this...

A lil pimpin wont hurt ;)

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Well, that's about it for now.

I am currently working on a few pair of shoes and I hope to upload them here for you guys around this week and next.
Honestly, I had a lazy week last week and my spare times were spent on sleeping and naps but I'm feeling motivated this week so expect more update on this blog.

Till then..
Hasta la vista, babeh!

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Chef Dirty Angel's Simple Recipe - Onion Fritters
Friday, August 28, 2009

Yesterday, during lunch, I peeked into the gigantic fridge at home for something to eat and hoped to find some yummy leftovers from the night before but found none.
Rather disappointed.
If you're in the Umong's resident, when you finish all the dishes from the night before, you're most likely to eat instant noodles for lunch the next day cos nobody else is home during the day except me.
I'm home when I'm not required to be at the studio for work.
My life is wonderful.

One look at the instant noodles packet yesterday made me wanna puke a possum. I had them for lunch (noodles, not possum) for 2 days in a row and seriously, man, I've enough of that shit for a while! Even the possum agrees.

Cooking rice was definitely out of the question cos it would take some time to prepare. I scanned thoroughly thru the almost empty fridge and found a bag of all purpose flour hidden at the bottom of the vegetable compartment. I bought a couple of eggs the day before and there was only one useless piece of sausage left. Bummer!

This family need to do some seriously grocery!

Well, it may seem like the end of the world but I managed to figure out a simple recipe with the limited stuff I had. I decided to make myself some fritters. And because there wasn't any anchovies or prawns to mix with the batter. I opted for Indian onion, instead.

You're sure in for a treat if you're a vegetarian!

Preparing this is a piece of cake one can even be blindfolded when mixing all the ingredients.
(I swear I never it tried before but do lemme know if you duct-tape you face when you make yours, okay? I'll give you a high five for your effort! Heck, I'll even top it up with a possum!)


Here's what you need:

1 cup of all-purpose flour (add a tbsp bicarbonate of soda for extra crispiness)
1 egg (lightly beaten)
1 Indian onion (finely chopped)

Seasoning:

1/2 tbsp of chicken stock powder
1/2 tbsp of sugar
1/2 tbsp of pepper
1 tbsp of salt
a cup of water

-oil for deep frying

Sift the flour into a large mixing bowl and add seasoning. Add beaten egg and mix into a batter with water then add the finely chopped onion. Leave the bowl of batter in the fridge for 20-30 minutes.

Fill a quarter of a cooking wok with oil and leave to heat for half a minute then deep fry the batter by spoonful. Deep-fry until your fritters turns golden.

Drain the fritters on absorbent kitchen paper towels to remove oil.


So there we have it,
Onion Fritters for lunch!
Serve with chilli sauce for maximum yumminess!


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Who: Arth Akal
Where: Miri, Sarawak, Borneo
Profession: Tattoo Artist/Painter
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